Sophie Swallow Newcastle Upon Tyne

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via officialwhitegirls)

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

(Source: panerasexual, via heart)

I did not intend to get this drunk
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(via notasupersaiyan-yet)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

zustin:

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via heart)

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via officialwhitegirls)

Tinkerbell is grumpy 😡

Tinkerbell is grumpy 😡

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via beinghealthyandlovingyourself)

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Sophie, Student, 22, UK, Sarcastic and grumpy :)