Sophie Swallow Newcastle Upon Tyne

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"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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is this what having a penis is like 


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According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.


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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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You have this one life. How do you wanna spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud.

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which is messier my life or my hair

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ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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Sophie, Student, 22, UK, Sarcastic and grumpy :)