Sophie Swallow Newcastle Upon Tyne
I make it easier for people to leave by making them hate me a little.
Cecelia Ahern, The Book of Tomorrow (via adderalldust)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via sunalwaysshining)

lift-like-a-girl:

Reasons not to date me:

-I’ll ignore you
-I’m an asshole
-prob make you cry

(via sunalwaysshining)

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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(via ruinedchildhood)

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

(via liftingpotato)

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

This is the only important thing

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

This is the only important thing

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via officialwhitegirls)

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

(Source: panerasexual, via heart)

I did not intend to get this drunk
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(via notasupersaiyan-yet)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

zustin:

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via heart)

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Sophie, Student, 22, UK, Sarcastic and grumpy :)